Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice all live in the same house. Boband Carol go out to a movie, and when they return, Alice is lying deadon the floor in a puddle of water and glass. It is obvious that Tedkilled her but Ted is not prosecuted or severely punished.
See Answer Below
Alice is a goldfish; Ted is a cat.
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